jizz

1. (jizz) (10995↑, 3095↓)

The secret ingredient of a Big Mac.

Wow, you can really taste the jizz\!

Author: chainsoar http://jizz.urbanup.com/2453765

2. (jizz) (7545↑, 1520↓)

is an organic fluid known as semen that usually contains spermatozoa. It is secreted by the gonads (sexual glands) and other sexual organs of male or hermaphroditic animals, including slugs, for fertilization of female ova. The process of discharge is called ejaculation.

She got jizz all over her : She has semen all over her.

Author: Rck http://jizz.urbanup.com/2263033

3. (Jizz) (5521↑, 2432↓)

The white shit that comes outta ur cock when u cum

dude i jizzed all over her face last night\!

Author: sillysally101 http://jizz.urbanup.com/2377037

4. (jizz) (2018↑, 656↓)

One of many slang words for semen. The male reproductive fluid, semen (or jizz) consists of a soap-like substance (secreted by the prostate and seminal vesicles), sperm, fructose (non-sweet sugar), and water. Its major purpose is to fertilize the ova (or "eggs") in most mammals and select other jawed vertebrates, and it goes by MANY names. It is secreted in the process scientifically known as [ejaculation], during the male [orgasm]. See also [cum], [semen], [penis].

Dude, stay away from that; it's a jizz-free plant\! Dude, my girlfriend got real pissed, because I got jizz all over her face last night\!

Author: bladesage http://jizz.urbanup.com/2775885

5. (Jizz) (1636↑, 864↓)

a male sex explosion

hey dude i jizzed all over her titties\! it was rate good\!

Author: Dogy ramss http://jizz.urbanup.com/2771408

6. (Jizz) (745↑, 284↓)

that white shizz that boys are so proud of. a.k.a. spermmmmsss\! contains zinc and calcium which help prevent tooth decay\! whats really in your toaster strudel icing.

eww he jizzed on her face now she looks like a glazed donut

Author: csacdsvds http://jizz.urbanup.com/3731423

7. (jizz) (639↑, 285↓)

Popular slang for seminal fluids

Tyrone: Why Loquinta's eye so red? Otis: Man, dat bitch got my jizz in her eye.

Author: Trixterjim http://jizz.urbanup.com/1295854

8. (Jizz) (245↑, 92↓)

Semen.

On seeing Bella, Edward jizzed his pants.

Author: Miss Lulz http://jizz.urbanup.com/4089098

9. (Jizz) (272↑, 155↓)

The white shit that shoots outta ur cock when you do sexual stuff, like when ur girlfriend sucks ur dick and doesn't leave the room screaming "HOLY SHIT THAT WAS FUCKIN GROSS\!\!\!\!\!"

Ron: Woa\!\! Last night my girlfriend sucked my dick and she didn't leave the room screaming when i jizzed\! John: I don't care.

Author: firstratecoup http://jizz.urbanup.com/3269638

10. (Jizz) (165↑, 62↓)

When a male becomes excited over something, including non-sexual excitment, and then jizz in their pants unexpectantly.

-Kurt saw Brittney and jizzed in his pants. -Kurt smelled febrez and jizzed in his pants. -Kurt opened a window and felt cool breeze then suddenly jizzed in his pants. -Whorehay told Kurt he was taking him to the park and Kurt jizzed his pants.

Author: lilzog http://jizz.urbanup.com/3934662

11. (jizz) (197↑, 107↓)

a funny word that means ejaculating, and it is very funny if u say it in a deep voice

im going to jizz on your face

Author: The Jizz King http://jizz.urbanup.com/1875914

12. (jizz) (232↑, 155↓)

The delicious creamy substance that shoots out of my man's hard cock and down my throat.

His cock exploded, and a hot stream of jizz shot down my waiting throat, bringing a smile of pleasure.

Author: ButterflyBabe http://jizz.urbanup.com/2172102

13. (Jizz) (140↑, 100↓)

Cum from your penis.

i'ma jizz on yo face cuhhz.

Author: digitaljunkie http://jizz.urbanup.com/3194912

14. (Jizz) (78↑, 44↓)

the yummy white stuff that comes out of a guys dick when he has an erection.

Kerry: "oh guys what's [jizz]?" Someone: "you know that stuff you always have on the sides of your mouth from Mikey." Kerry, you gotta little [jizz] on your lip.

Author: raerae shanaenae http://jizz.urbanup.com/3910338

15. (jizz) (66↑, 34↓)

romance explosion

"Ah man, I jizzed all over her face."

Author: Shifty Negro http://jizz.urbanup.com/4249010

16. (Jizz) (51↑, 26↓)

Another word for cum. aka what comes out of a mans dick in ejaculation. go to youtube and type in "Jizz in my pants by the lonely island"

"I jizzed in my pants."

Author: JIZZ63 http://jizz.urbanup.com/4122320

17. (jizz) (53↑, 29↓)

Another word for cum.

"She jizzed on me while I was dancing with her\!" OR "He jizzed in his pants when he saw her lol"

Author: Engrossing Insignia http://jizz.urbanup.com/4334761

18. (jizz) (47↑, 24↓)

Jizz (n)(v): The fluid that is released through the penis during orgasm. Semen is made up of fluid and of sperm. The fluid comes from the prostate, seminal vesicle and other sex glands. The sperm are manufactured in the testicles. The seminal fluid helps transport the sperm during orgasm. Seminal fluid contains sugar as an energy source for sperm. The word "semen" was borrowed directly from the Latin word for "seed or germ."

-(n)'hey bethy\! [JIZZ] ON YOUR FACE' -(v) I want to [jizz] all over your face bethy.

Author: jizzalloveryourface http://jizz.urbanup.com/3842920

19. (Jizz) (40↑, 23↓)

To spray white thick glossy liquid from your penis that makes the girl's tingle inside their mouth.

I plan to jizz inside your brain when I skull fuck you.

Author: JizzManiac http://jizz.urbanup.com/4254420

20. (jizz) (61↑, 44↓)

it's what comes out of a cock - sperm

i jizzed her all over her body

Author: T.L.T. http://jizz.urbanup.com/2764473

21. (jizz) (29↑, 17↓)

1. n Male Ejaculate 2. v The only way to describe what your ass does the morning after eating Indian

Roommate: "Dude, do you know why the toilet bowl has olive and tan stains all over it? It looks like someone vomited up a smoothy made from army camos." Me: "My bad, dude. I was jizzin' out my ass this morning."

Author: Iprfr2flopMyNutz http://jizz.urbanup.com/4888926

22. (jizz) (31↑, 20↓)

well lets say when some girl makes a dude happy. they will mostly jizz there shorts. when i dude dreams of something and he wakes up and noticed he had a wet dream. during that dream, he jizzed his pants.

"dude, i think i just jizzed my pants..."

Author: ur mom 39 http://jizz.urbanup.com/4021439

23. (Jizz) (11↑, 1↓)

The white shit that comes out your little meat package when you beat it to hard.

Girl: I want to see you jizz. Guy: Well come over here and [beat my meat] for me. Girl: OK\!\!\!

Author: AceSpaDes80 http://jizz.urbanup.com/5989213

24. (jizz) (29↑, 21↓)

What you did in your pants.

I jizzed in my pants.

Author: Loudly http://jizz.urbanup.com/4196757

25. (jizz) (8↑, 3↓)

The smile on my face and a stain on my pants.

Person 1: "Why's he so happy?" Person 2: "[Jizz]."

Author: segment b http://jizz.urbanup.com/5527949

26. (jizz) (29↑, 24↓)

Something that happens when you orgasm but can also be used as a compliment or an adjective First used this way by Ethan Rebholz of Kentucky

can be used in place of orgasmic, for example.. girl, you look jizz.. these waffles are jizz

Author: Matt Legit M9 http://jizz.urbanup.com/4117104

27. (Jizz) (11↑, 9↓)

to ejaculate sperm, popularized in the song "jizz in my pants"

hot girl: o fuck, fuck\! you: a shit i gotta pull it out, im gonna jizz\! hot girl: ok you: AAAAHHHHHHHHAAAH * cums on her face

Author: I HAVE A WENIS\!\!\! http://jizz.urbanup.com/5668173

28. (Jizz) (34↑, 32↓)

Same thing.

A: "That is an apple." B: "No it's a Granny Smith." A: "Eh, whatever... Same jizz..."

Author: johnny Gomez http://jizz.urbanup.com/4254426

29. (Jizz) (1↑, 0↓)

Not to be confused with jizzing (pronounced with a hard "j"), jizzing (pronounced with a soft Spanish "j") is the act of jizzing (pronounced with a hard "j") while maintaining classy.

Female Sexual Partner- "Ya, ya, ya\!" Ron Burgundy- "Merlin's beard\! I think I am going to Jizz (soft "j")\!" Female Sexual Partner- "Oh, Mr. Burgundy\!" Ron Burgundy-(jizzes, takes a sip of scotch, and begins singing the National Anthem).

Author: South Street http://jizz.urbanup.com/6202029

30. (Jizz) (19↑, 18↓)

Another word for sperm

if i could jizz i would on cheryl coles tits but i cant because i have no balls

Author: bubblym8 http://jizz.urbanup.com/4996859

31. (jizz) (0↑, 0↓)

the "icing" they put on your cinnabon at the airport.

i got a cinnabon when i landed,it had the servers jizz all over it\! It still looked good\!

Author: the guy you dont want to be http://jizz.urbanup.com/5882038

32. (Jizz) (0↑, 0↓)

Why Ranch dressing is white.

Duuuude\! Why'd you put Jizz on your salad.

Author: I love penis\!\!\!\! :) http://jizz.urbanup.com/5859314

33. (jizz) (41↑, 41↓)

an intimate feeling when it goes kaboom and splats all over the place

I JIZZED ALL OVER YOUR MOM AND NOW SHES ALL STICKY\!\!\!\!

Author: oh jizz no\! http://jizz.urbanup.com/3859251

34. (jizz) (29↑, 31↓)

(adj.) when any noun (person/place/thing/act/event/etc) is so epic that it would cause one to orgasm

Ruko: Hey, did you see Joan's jizz shirt today? Hiro: It's as if she's not wearing ANYTHING...SO jizz. Ruko: Yo, you goin' to that jizz party tonight? Hiro: I don't know man, if Joan's coming...then maybe Ruko: Coming? You bet\! Hiro: Jizz.

Author: Har the Czar http://jizz.urbanup.com/3918188

35. (jizz) (26↑, 29↓)

noun-sperm or semen verb-ejaculate

1. The condom is full of jizz. 2. I jizzed all over her face.

Author: DuckSick http://jizz.urbanup.com/3876173

36. (jizz) (11↑, 15↓)

noun; slang term for the frosting they use at Cinnebon.

Hey, can you give me some extra jizz on that thing?

Author: BrianJo. http://jizz.urbanup.com/5328707

37. (Jizz) (8↑, 12↓)

Some thing that goes into your mouth or in your pants

example 1- wow he must have jizzed example 2- wow she can take allot of jizz there

Author: ya mamma fucka http://jizz.urbanup.com/4855265

38. (Jizz) (18↑, 22↓)

White shit that comes out of your penis. like the song jizz in my pants

Whisper in my ear that you want some more And I Jizz in my pants

Author: XDDeannaXD http://jizz.urbanup.com/3999496

39. (Jizz) (7↑, 13↓)

is short for Jeremy aswell as male Semen/sperm.

Shan"Hey Jizz lets go talk to those girls over there" Jizz(Jeremy)"cool man ill just grab my shotty & some duct tape" Herb"weirdo"

Author: Shanley2204 http://jizz.urbanup.com/5328960

40. (Jizz) (12↑, 18↓)

A very positive adjective along the lines of awesome, amazing, incredible.

That movie was Jizz\! This song is Jizz\!

Author: Aposterman http://jizz.urbanup.com/5057002

41. (jizz) (131↑, 138↓)

Jizz is a nickname for some kind of mayo that girls like to eat.

Hey I can't eat my sandwich without a good jizz.

Author: Mee Goreng http://jizz.urbanup.com/3233489

42. (Jizz) (8↑, 16↓)

Jizz

Jizz

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43. (Jizz) (10↑, 19↓)

A short commonly used nickname for all female's who are 5ft 4 and ¾ of an inch tall, and who are named either Jessica or Jess. Disclaimer : Do not ignore the ¾ of an inch\!

Your so annnoyyyying jizzz\!

Author: ImSoAnnoying http://jizz.urbanup.com/5040641

44. (jizz) (7↑, 16↓)

It is a birdwatching term which refers to the markings on the birds breast. "geoff was excited to see a Northern reed warbler it had such lovely jizz on its breast"

"geoff was excited to see a Northern reed warbler it had such lovely jizz on its breast"

Author: sharegod http://jizz.urbanup.com/4790371

45. (jizz) (21↑, 36↓)

found to be a 100% cure for the common cold. often if taken from a friend. jizzermantium stickium or "jizz" is said to make up approximately 78% of the flu jab.

doctor doctor iv got a cold...can i please hav sum jizz

Author: Dr Iknowwhatcurescolds http://jizz.urbanup.com/3774031

46. (Jizz) (109↑, 128↓)

to ejaculate out of the male penis. (verb) Not used in the sexual meaning but as an action to do to people if they piss you off. Most commonly used towards teachers.

Nick: Damn\! That dumb bitch teacher just fuckin gave me a detention\! Caleb: Dude, just jizz in her eye or something.

Author: Nickolai Peropo http://jizz.urbanup.com/2851340

47. (jizz) (114↑, 136↓)

What women want inside their mouth, ass, and/or pussy.

My girlfriend enjoyed swallowing the jizz I gave her last night.

Author: PressurePoint http://jizz.urbanup.com/1976267

48. (jizz) (9↑, 39↓)

jizz is what comes out of our penis while having an erection

JIZZ IN A CAN\!\!\!

Author: whale fucker http://jizz.urbanup.com/3815068

49. (jizz) (42↑, 73↓)

slang word for ejaculate, cum, sperm etc used in classic films including the mighty american pie 2 'man this is a jizz free ficus'

'man this is a jizz free ficus' 'omg jesus jizzed on my sandwich, man that is not kool'

Author: em dot http://jizz.urbanup.com/2886046

50. (jizz) (23↑, 58↓)

to jizz adverb spermanate

jai jizzed in his face

Author: jaiskin http://jizz.urbanup.com/3053503

51. (Jizz) (33↑, 73↓)

Creamy white syrup you put on top of your ice cream.

Can I get extra jizz on top of my sundae please?

Author: microdude431 http://jizz.urbanup.com/3619758

52. (Jizz) (19↑, 64↓)

A very uncommon nickname for a "glob of ectoplasm" in [Guild Wars].

Hey man let's go Jizz farming.

Author: Crimzon http://jizz.urbanup.com/1896538

53. (Jizz) (23↑, 72↓)

This is when an old man tries to secrete seminal fluid, but he is so old that it is only dust.

Grandad just fapped and jizzed everywhere.. quick somebody get the duster.

Author: Shornathon\! http://jizz.urbanup.com/3709435

54. (jizz) (16↑, 68↓)

the art of opening a soda as you squeeze it, thus causing the carbonation to invade every oraface on a persons face. Including ears nose and mouth. It also causes Eye stinging

I Jizzed my coke all over that dudes face. That'll teach him to mess with me.

Author: Tommy Cool http://jizz.urbanup.com/1312518

55. (jizz) (15↑, 73↓)

word used for a group of things. used in the same way as stuff

"so i was walking around carrying all this jizz" "i threw all this jizz out" "so we were out doing all this jizz"

Author: jacko999 http://jizz.urbanup.com/3034708

56. (Jizz) (29↑, 109↓)

Term used in parts of Ireland to describe alcoholic beverages.

Paul: I take unreal jizz\! Everyone else: Yes you do, we're clearly unfit for our jizz\!

Author: Trueman_St http://jizz.urbanup.com/2774530

57. (Jizz) (30↑, 141↓)

All of you stop being PERVERTED... Jizz means: Cool, Fabulous, UNREAL, Great, WOW, Fantastic, Wonderful, Perfect,

Jizzafull, Jizzalicious, jizzworthy, Jizztastic, Jizzcaskes, JizzyBallz,

Author: SHANAH AND ALYSSA http://jizz.urbanup.com/3109184

58. (Jizz) (28↑, 144↓)

All of you stop being PERVERTED... Jizz means: Cool, Fabulous, UNREAL, Great, WOW, Fantastic, Wonderful, Perfect,

"That hat is so Jizzy" or "That game was Jizzworthy"

Author: jazz1287 http://jizz.urbanup.com/3109569

59. (jizz) (189↑, 396↓)

love juice... self-explanitory...

.. cant think of an exaple for jizz right now

Author: nat-attack http://jizz.urbanup.com/2420623

60. (Jizz) (42↑, 291↓)

All of you stop being PERVERTED... Jizz means: Cool, Fabulous, UNREAL, Great, WOW, Fantastic, Wonderful, Perfect,

"That hat is so Jizzy" or "That game was Jizzworthy" Jizzworthy, Jizztastic, Jizzaful, Jizzalicious, Jizzy, Jizzyballs,

Author: jazz1287 http://jizz.urbanup.com/3109938

61. (Jizz) (166↑, 497↓)

Sperm that comes when having your penius sucked

I loved it when i saw jizz spewing from my penius

Author: Dougiii http://jizz.urbanup.com/2395719

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Last updated: 2012.02.29